The New York Lies

From writing jealousy-infused hit pieces on Joe Rogan, to extolling the “nuances” of Osama bin Laden’s “complicated life” the New York Times has become a parody of its former idealized self, not that it ever met that ideal in the first place.

Then there’s the fun fact of how the Times actually covered up news of Hitler’s concentration camps in World War II — prolonging the Allied public’s unawareness, and undoubtedly elongating one of the worst atrocities in history — all because the piece of shit editors didn’t want to seem “unduly sympathetic” to the Jews. You can’t make this stuff up, although that too is a favorite pastime of the Times.

When you’ve got everyone from gay comedians to liberal news hacks on Bill Maher’s show laughing in your face, you know that you’re more out of touch than a bunch of Karens at a Slipknot concert. You have left the planet, my wannabe French-bourgeois friends, and you ain’t coming back.

The New York Lies: all the nonsense you never need to know.

Here’s Tim Dillon, telling the Times exactly what every single one of us should be saying, everyday — respectfully, of course:

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