CNN, The Condescending Narcissist Network

According to Google, around 200,000 Americans suffer from diagnosed "Narcissistic Personality Disorder" - or "NPD."

Apparently they all work at CNN.

Here's how the Google describes NPD:

"A disorder in which a person has an inflated sense of self-importance. Narcissistic personality disorder is found more commonly in men. Symptoms include an excessive need for admiration, disregard for others' feelings, an inability to handle any criticism, and a sense of entitlement."

If that doesn't sound like the dead-on Meyers-Briggs personality description of Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo, and the rest of the gang at the "most trusted name in news," we don't know what does.

So next time you're at the airport gate waiting for a delayed flight thanks to the Biden economy's epic staffing shortage and you see one of those self-righteous teleprompted drones giving you that trademark slanted grin as they deliver the "news", just remember what they really are: A confused gaggle of condescending corporate hacks, who know as much about the real world as you do about Malaysian soybean production -- which is to say, precisely jack shit.

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