Karen-demic

Because there's only one thing worse than a fake pandemic: the oh-so-very-real plague of Karen. 

Karen loves rules. Karen loves safety. Karen loves masks, and telling you to pull yours over your nose -- OVER YOUR NOSE DAMMIT!  

But most of all, Karen loves telling you what to do -- and telling on you if you don't do exactly what her middle-age-addled mind demands. Maybe Pfizer should make a vaccine to cure that.    

(See also: Dr. Tony Fauci, Democrat state governors, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, your local school board, CNN, and the "very thoughtful and compassionate" hosts of The View)

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Shirt specs:

• Our shirts our printed on high quality Bella+Canvas blends. These shirts were carefully selected by the team here at TWT for their fit, quality, and durability after washing. Our shirts feel soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch — perfect for summer wear or as a layer under your favorite button-down from '06.

• We find the shirts tend to run on the slightly snug side — if you prefer a loose fit, we recommend ordering a size up.  

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Made in the beautiful country of Nicaragua

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