Just Chill Karen

Regular price $26.99

Now that Nike has become just a giant corporation controlled by Karen-run HR departments, pandering to whiny Twitter trolls while continuing to produce products at Chinese sweatshops... we'd like to take this opportunity to remind the Karens who staff both Nike and every other corporation to chill, stop hating men, and maybe have a little fun while trying to figure out how to do something ACTUALLY useful -- like produce a good product, or reform extortionary Chinese labor laws -- instead of lecturing the rest of us like the projecting boomer stepmom we're glad we never had.
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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua