Comrade Pelosi

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Because the only more corrupt, scheming, power-crazed commie than Nancy Pelosi was Karl Marx himself -- the brainless, bearded jackass himself.

In that spirit, we like to tell it like it is. Nancy wants you in the bread line. Her bread line. Good thing she's too batshit to implement anything besides press releases and moronic platitudes on the cable news networks that no one watches anyway. Get lost, Nancy. Your ideas are as weak as your eyelids trying to hold up those fake lashes and you flap your hollow eyes at the C-SPAN camera. We're over you. Scratch that -- we were never with you.
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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua